I am like the main character of Fushigi Yugi, Miaka…obsessed with food, easily lured by food, and probably more in love with food than I will ever be with any boy.  Because food is delicious.

Let’s watch Miaka’s train of logic to understand my conclusion:

Scene 1 – awww, lovvvve

Scene 2 – The general incompassionate nature of boys!

Scene 3 – If a boy acts as such….throw him down until the white flag flies!

Scene 4 – DEFEATED!

Ok, so far we have boys = evil and you will eventually be forced to defeat them.  Now, for the food:

Scene 5 – Orbitting food, filling the soul with delicious tastiness to last every treasurable moment that it touches one’s taste buds!

Scene 6 – An intense desire for a primal need!  Ah, how beautiful!

Conclusion: Boys are evil and force you to defeat them, but food is delectable and desirable.  Therefore, food takes higher priority over boys.

SO WHY MUST I DIET TO….MAINTAAAAAAIN MY WEIGHT?!?!?!?!

*sobs*

Stay tuned….