I love food.
I am like the main character of Fushigi Yugi, Miaka…obsessed with food, easily lured by food, and probably more in love with food than I will ever be with any boy. Because food is delicious.
Let’s watch Miaka’s train of logic to understand my conclusion:
Scene 1 – awww, lovvvve
Scene 2 – The general incompassionate nature of boys!
Scene 3 – If a boy acts as such….throw him down until the white flag flies!
Scene 4 – DEFEATED!
Ok, so far we have boys = evil and you will eventually be forced to defeat them. Now, for the food:
Scene 5 – Orbitting food, filling the soul with delicious tastiness to last every treasurable moment that it touches one’s taste buds!
Scene 6 – An intense desire for a primal need! Ah, how beautiful!
Conclusion: Boys are evil and force you to defeat them, but food is delectable and desirable. Therefore, food takes higher priority over boys.
SO WHY MUST I DIET TO….MAINTAAAAAAIN MY WEIGHT?!?!?!?!
*sobs*
